chopped

A couple of days ago, I was having troubles with my beastly hair (I mean, look at that gross straggler that didn't want to stay in my facial ponytail!)...

So I chopped off my problems and gave them to someone else to deal with!

(I apologize for having such a serious expression in this picture. I'm not very good at taking self-portraits and was going a little crazy because the lighting in our apartment is so awful and because my nose looked extra large whenever I smiled. So I finally took a non-smiling picture and called it good). I guess you could say I'm looking concerned for whoever inherited my hair - it's a beast, and I'm glad to be rid of it! Also, Locks of Love is the best! As far as I know, they haven't rejected my donation...yet.

Anyways, huzzah for chopping off a foot! (twelve inches of hair, that is. I usually try not to let my toes play with knives). I'd have to say, I don't really miss my dwarf days (although I do miss some of the cool braids I did to keep my hair out of harms way).

Speaking of harms way, the Kodak photo editor that came with my camera is a little outdated and only has a couple of "fun" settings for pictures (like cartoon and coloring book). I thought it would be funny if I cartoonified myself, and this is what came out:

Same picture as above, only with a black eye! I didn't know photo editors could be so violent!

Speaking of photo editors (and then I will stop randomizing this post), I think this picture is still my all-time favorite:

Maybe when I finally get around to posting my wedding pictures, I will invade them with maggots first (since everyone knows that everything looks/tastes/smells better after being feasted on by maggots).

And with that, I'm going to eat some chocolate. It seems like the right thing to do after talking about maggots.