big bertha
Dear Bertha,
No one really likes you. I despise you, I really do. I thought my love-hate relationship with your distant cousin, Bernice, was the most disgust I could ever feel towards anything remotely associated with health and well-being, but now that I've met you... well, I hate both of you equally. You make me feel gross, and it doesn't go away with the change of the moon. No, you hang around, meddling and poking your head about so that nothing feels right.
Blah. That is the word that I use to describe you. Do me and everyone else a favor by going away! Better yet, disappear forever! Run away and never come back!
Sincerely,
a very much disgruntled and uncomfortable me
No one really likes you. I despise you, I really do. I thought my love-hate relationship with your distant cousin, Bernice, was the most disgust I could ever feel towards anything remotely associated with health and well-being, but now that I've met you... well, I hate both of you equally. You make me feel gross, and it doesn't go away with the change of the moon. No, you hang around, meddling and poking your head about so that nothing feels right.
Blah. That is the word that I use to describe you. Do me and everyone else a favor by going away! Better yet, disappear forever! Run away and never come back!
Sincerely,
a very much disgruntled and uncomfortable me
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