if you take a gnome to England...

If I ever were to write a children's book about gnomes, this is the third one I'd publish (the first one is entitled, Gno, David!, and the second one is called, There's a Gnome in my Home).  This story, however, was originally written to get future ninjas excited to travel to England this spring (if I could hide in their suitcase(s), I would).  It was also written to make me nostalgic and to help me procrastinate (which I will stop doing once I hit the "publish" button...).

Enjoy!  I figure you'd rather look at pictures of gnomes than hear me ramble on about substantive due process and attempted murder and all of those other tasty things.