where in the world is this monkey from?

I have now been told TWICE that I have an accent. TWICE I have been asked about my origins. And TWICE I have said, "Bountiful, Utah!" TWICE I have been give looks of disbelief. TWICE I have been told I must be from somewhere, anywhere but Utah. TWICE I have smiled politely and stood there awkwardly. Today I asked what type of accent I had and the guy couldn't tell me. So, now I am horrendously confused: Where in the world is this monkey from?

If anyone can shed some light on the subject I will send them some monkeysoup via snail mail.

[P.S. I guess this means I don't have a Utahan accent, though I do love moun'ins and going to Lay'n is always a treat.]

[P.P.S. I also was told I looked like a character from the TV show 'Lost' (some Juliet Burke, or something like that). My conclusion: I am a celebrity of sorts. Maybe I really did come from the circus.]

Comments

  1. MomJune 29, 2009 at 5:59 PM

    Maybe now you believe us that you came from the circus, or was it the jungle? Just joking!!! I remember my non-Utahn roommates thought we Utahns talked weird. Are these people questioning your accent from outside of Utah?

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  2. JessicaJune 29, 2009 at 8:33 PM

    Yes, but so far they have both been from Colorado and Arizona. And both male. Maybe that has something to do with it. But still, it is rather odd. I'm confuzzled.

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