spanked

Supposedly children who were spanked by their parents have lower IQ, are aggressive, and are otherwise antisocial. It has also been said that washing out a child's mouth with soap causes blindness.

In thinking about these correlations, I wonder at the possibilities. Just think: I could have been really smart. I could have 20/20 vision. In short, I could be a moral, kind, and loving citizen.

Oh the possibilities. If only there were hope for my children (those who are spanked typically end up spanking their posterity). Sadly, it's a vicious cycle. Sigh. I guess my children will have bad eye sight and be cognitively behind the rest of their peers.

But there is hope! Here it is, in writing:

I shall not spank my child. I shall not spank my child. I shall not spank my child.

There. I consider those words legal and binding.

I wonder how long it will last...

[Note to Mom and Dad: If you can't tell, I'm joking. In fact, I probably deserved to have my bum spanked and my mouth cleansed. I just relish in the fact that I am the guinea pig child :).]

Comments

  1. CherylOctober 22, 2009 at 11:01 PM

    Sorry you have to be the guinea pig. At times I feel like all of you are guinea pigs because you are all so different and what works with one doesn't necessarily work with another.

    There was lots of things I wasn't going to do when I was a mom. Oh how things change when you are actually there and not just observing from the outside.

    Thanks for writing. I look forward to reading your posts.

    Love,
    Mom

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

sam's birth story

Image
A bunch of people have asked me about Sam's birth. So here are more details (and pictures) than anyone ever wanted. Enjoy! (Also, I wrote this a few weeks ago. It's amazing to see how much he has changed over the past seven weeks. Time flies when you are sleep deprived.) Our little burrito made his debut on Friday, November 6 at 4:45 p.m., weighed 7 pounds 2 ounces, and measured 19.5 inches long. And he was (and is) just perfect. But let me back up. I think I mentioned in this post that David and I were prompted to start trying for a baby much, much sooner than we originally planned. So after much prayer and discussion, we went for it. To be honest, I thought it would take months for the double line to appear on the pregnancy test. But it didn't. And when half a dozen pregnancy tests came back positive (which is a funny story in and of itself, but that's for another day), I felt all the feels. Surprised. Excited. Terrified. Elated. Anxious. Let's just say tha...
Read more

dean's list

Image
I seriously feel like I won a Life Tile in the Game of Life. I don't know what it means, but it must be good if Hasbro decided to include it in their game. Which, now I really want to know: what is the dean's list?
Read more

convos with a prego lady

Truth: pregnancy has made me rather cynical. I try to keep it hidden most of the time (and usually David is the one who bears the brunt of my pent-up sass. He is a champion). I'm not sure why cynicism is a current symptom I am experiencing. It may be due to the fact that I recently read a quote that opened my eyes to all of the nonsensical things people say to fill up space. Here it is, for your own personal enjoyment: "Yesterday at church, a lady took me aside with the express purpose to tell me, 'Don't feel bad. When God closes a door, he opens a window.'" Melissa choked on some pita bread. "I kid you not. What the heck does that mean anyway? That I'm supposed to climb out a window now? Or is the window just to air out the house, which is stinking to high heaven, given the fact that the door has been shut indefinitely and NO ONE CAN GET OUT?!"  —Shannon Hale, The Actor and the Housewife (2009).  After laughing out loud, I started to t...
Read more