ambiguity

ambiguity: noun: 1. use of words that allow for multiple definitions; 2. Vagueness, deceptiveness; 3. BYU's Honor Code.

things that just don't make sense:

• you can wear a sports bra to go jogging on campus but you cannot wear a modest two-piece swim suit.
• you can sunbathe in a modest swim suit, but only within the confines of on-campus housing (if you sunbathe next to a busy road, visiting general authorities may see you).
• you must follow the rules for respecting the opposite gender as outlined in the For the Strength of Youth pamphlet, but PDA is unlimited (seriously...).
• and what about hand holding? cuddling during class? kissing? all of the above on campus? no specific rules forbidding any of that.
• you can have a mustache, but not a beard.
• you cannot have sideburns longer than your earlobes, but if you have super bad acne, or if your face swells up when you shave, or if your religion is outdated, or if you have a super awesome scar, you can have a beard permit card, which must be carried on your person at all times.
• and don't get me started on the curfew rules...

In short, I am starting a BYU rebellion: I am going to go jogging in a sports bra with a cougar embroidered across the front, hold hands with the first person I see regardless of their gender, buy some Rogaine to grow a beard long enough to cover my neck whiskers, and go sunbathing in a sunbonnet by the main campus road.

This is going to be epic.